Everything* You Always Wanted to Know About Me (but Were Afraid to Ask)

*Per Ella's All About Mom Mother's Day book.

• I like to run.
• I get mad when my children lie. (This is true, probably the angriest I have ever been at Ella is when she lied to my face without breaking a sweat.)
• I take my kids to the store. (Don't you wish I were your mom?!)
• I am good at editing. (This is true, too; I am a kickass editor.)
• I look good in my ball dress.
• I do not like to clean.
• I love Ella.
• I am awesome because I take care of Ella.
• I am fun when we go on vacation. (This is good because no one likes a wet blanket on vacation.)
• I go crazy when Sadie whines. (I do loathe whining!)
• I play swing tag with Ella.
• My favorite food is pizza.
• My favorite color is blue.
• I like Ella to clean her room (probably because I hate to clean).
• I am scared of loins. (YES! So true. Stick your loins in my face, and I will run for cover. Except she really meant "lions"; see, I caught that because I am a good editor. That, and because the picture is of a lion, not of loins.)
• I clean the couch. (Totally didn't notice this one earlier and how freaking hilarious is it?)

That, folks, is me in a nutshell. All your burning questions answered. Ponder me no more.