I Can't Be Certain

It is possible that my audiobook (Tina Fey's Bossypants) called me "fat" this morning. It is not a way I like to begin my Wednesday morning (especially after going to great lengths to recover photos that include incredibly unflattering images of me), but the book is so funny in general that I will choose to overlook this transgression. I think Tina Fey and I could totally be friends if I were a little more famous and didn't live in a suburb of Chicago but in, like, New York or wherever she lives.