My Interpretation of the Mazda's Horn

[Clears throat] "Um, excuse me. You. In the red Honda. That's right. You. I'm terribly sorry, as I don't mean to disturb you, but I just wanted to point out that you're driving like a bit of an [whispers] ***hole. I really hate to even say anything. I'm sorry. I shouldn't be bothering you with this. You go ahead and cut me off. I can wait. I mean, the person driving me is late for work but don't worry about it. I'm really sorry to have bothered you. Have a nice day."